It's Tattling Tuesday!

So I have a friend that does Mid-Week confessions on her blog and sometimes I laugh so hard I almost pee my pants, so I am going to give this a go with what I will call Tattling Tuesdays!

1. Caleb finally realizes that I am a young Mom and says "Mom I could so Date you when I am 18 that how young you are, I mean if you WEREN'T my Mom!!" My Response "There will be NO dating cougars when your 18! Mom? Whats a Cougar? Me: Nothing, you will not date OLD woman.. he said but your not old!! Touche'..Smart boy :)

2. Never leave a Roll of toilet paper in a toilet for more than 24 hours...EVER! Short version someone who remain nameless dropped a roll of tp in my toilet at the crack of dawn on Sat morning and I was leaving for a long day at the football field and I say its OK I will deal with it later. Never again, the smell was so bad like no one had flushed the toilet in a year bad and I almost threw up in the sink twice trying to clean it out. GAG!! The next time ***** does that SHE will fish it out! I promise.

3. Had my 23 months nephew at the football field Saturday and by the end of the day, 8 hours later I was worn out and decided he could chase a ball up and down a ramp while I stood at the bottom watching, didn't think anything of it until some man was yelling.."Who's kid is this?" Super loud so everyone noticed that I was the person NOT watching the 2 year old even though I was and he was fine not crying actually laughing and having fun..Honestly! I never used one of those Child leashes on my kids but thinking I may go and buy him a Teddy Bear backpack with a leash for these long Saturday's! Just kidding Carter Mason, Kiki would never do that to you.

4. For those of you who don't know my daughter has been a thumb sucker since inutero, but recently we got some help from the Dentist and she is NO longer a thumb sucker(So Proud) and after a few more months of no thumb its going to cost me with a $60.00 Barbie RV totally a good trade off in her opinion.

5. We had a long day of  football and cheer on Saturday was up and going at 6am drove to Weddington, shlepped kids and equipment for hours and then did it again in the late afternoon. We  I decided we were going out to dinner on the way home from game 2 because I was to tired to cook. Once we arrived home I made sure everyone showered and laid on the couch to just Relax, I woke up 2 hours later with drool on my couch pillow and Caleb showing me his tooth that he pulled out! Super Fail! Got everyone to bed and when I laid in bed I realized YES, no more tooth fairy for Caleb!!! I had to tell him bc he caught me and thought I was 'Stealing' his money, then he called me cheap when I told him I was the tooth fairy..I will show him cheap I get to save my $2.00 for the rest of his teeth... :)

Those are my first round of Tattling Tuesday..each week will get better and better I am sure, its never a dull moment at our house. I will close with a picture of my Football player and Cheerleader for the week. See y'all next week.